:28:01
Hey, why does he get to be
the kicker? I was All-State, man.
:28:03
Let's see what you got.
:28:05
That's why, you dumb-ass.
:28:07
Just go do some laps.
:28:09
I heard you boys needed to see me.
:28:11
Yeah. I want you to meet Skitchy.
:28:13
Hey, dog.
Check that building over there.
:28:15
They keep all the records
in the basement.
:28:18
He's been here so long,
he knows where everything is.
:28:20
That ain't necessarily
a good thing, is it?
:28:22
I had a parole date in '86.
But I got in a tussle with a guard and...
:28:26
One punch and it went away.
:28:28
Twenty extra years for one punch?
:28:29
Well, unfortunately for him,
the guard he punched
:28:31
just happens to be the warden now.
:28:33
Oh, shit. Warden Hazen?
:28:35
"Oh, shit" is right.
:28:39
Fight in the yard. Send backup.
:28:41
Right on time.
:28:43
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
:28:49
Ain't you guys glad you got
a black man for a friend?
:28:52
- Hell, yeah.
- Come on.
:29:01
Hazen has a rating system
for every con.
:29:03
What's three stars?
:29:05
The more prone to violence that the
inmate is, the more stars he gets.
:29:10
Five stars is the max.
:29:11
I didn't know that. Let's see how many
stars my maniacal ass got.
:29:18
Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake.
Check it again. Check it again.
:29:22
You're about as maniacal
as a boxful of kittens.
:29:24
Come on, that's not funny, man.
:29:25
I'm gonna have to stab somebody
or something. Get my rep up.
:29:28
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow
fight tonight. That could get it up some.
:29:31
Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view.
:29:34
Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
:29:37
Why don't you shut up before I slit your
throat and watch the dust come out.
:29:40
Come on, guys,
we only got a couple minutes.
:29:43
How about this guy?
:29:44
Damn, this fool got the chair
three times, ain't died yet.
:29:47
Well, we may not have
the most talented team,
:29:48
but we will definitely
have the meanest.