The Longest Yard
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:29:01
Hazen has a rating system
for every con.

:29:03
What's three stars?
:29:05
The more prone to violence that the
inmate is, the more stars he gets.

:29:10
Five stars is the max.
:29:11
I didn't know that. Let's see how many
stars my maniacal ass got.

:29:18
Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake.
Check it again. Check it again.

:29:22
You're about as maniacal
as a boxful of kittens.

:29:24
Come on, that's not funny, man.
:29:25
I'm gonna have to stab somebody
or something. Get my rep up.

:29:28
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow
fight tonight. That could get it up some.

:29:31
Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view.
:29:34
Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
:29:37
Why don't you shut up before I slit your
throat and watch the dust come out.

:29:40
Come on, guys,
we only got a couple minutes.

:29:43
How about this guy?
:29:44
Damn, this fool got the chair
three times, ain't died yet.

:29:47
Well, we may not have
the most talented team,

:29:48
but we will definitely
have the meanest.

:30:25
- What's he doing that for?
- Because he's a freak.

:30:28
Hey, Sasquatch!
Someone's here to see you!

:30:31
Not too smart on your part.
:30:37
Hey.
:30:39
How's the headbanging coming?
:30:43
You're bleeding. Just so you know.
:30:47
People have told me that
you and I look a lot alike,

:30:50
so I wanted to see for myself.
:30:54
I'm gonna take a piss.
:30:57
You scared him away, dumbshit.

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