:00:00
And apparently so do the fans.
:00:05
Hey, shitheads! Listen up!
:00:07
Everybody on their feet
for the warden.
:00:13
Anthony, wow. You can sit down.
:00:16
Thank God.
:00:20
Gentlemen, Texas marshals
have been kind enough
:00:22
to supply us with a dozen
of their finest sharpshooters.
:00:26
So for those of you thinking
of mingling with the civilians
:00:30
or trying to make a break for it,
:00:32
you will be shot.
:00:35
In the head.
:00:39
Now, let's all go out there
and have some fun!
:00:45
Crewe! I'll see you on the field!
:00:51
I think he's in love with you.
:00:53
All right, listen up.
:00:56
I know it's hard to get psyched for
the game without Caretaker being here.
:01:00
But somehow that sick,
skinny bastard
:01:03
found a way to get us all fired up
from beyond the grave.
:01:08
Caretaker's last gift to us.
:01:10
Battle, I presume this is yours.
:01:14
I still don't think that's big enough.
:01:19
- That's it?
- No, that ain't it.
:01:22
Caretaker said he'd find us
some gear to wear.
:01:28
I think he found us a name too.
:01:34
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
:01:50
Good afternoon and welcome to a
very special edition of ESPN football.
:01:54
As today, the semipro
Allenville Federal Prison guards
:01:58
will be taking on the very prisoners
they guard.