:01:00
But somehow that sick,
skinny bastard
:01:03
found a way to get us all fired up
from beyond the grave.
:01:08
Caretaker's last gift to us.
:01:10
Battle, I presume this is yours.
:01:14
I still don't think that's big enough.
:01:19
- That's it?
- No, that ain't it.
:01:22
Caretaker said he'd find us
some gear to wear.
:01:28
I think he found us a name too.
:01:34
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
:01:50
Good afternoon and welcome to a
very special edition of ESPN football.
:01:54
As today, the semipro
Allenville Federal Prison guards
:01:58
will be taking on the very prisoners
they guard.
:02:01
And with this special game, folks,
comes a special broadcast,
:02:04
as I'm joined in the booth
by Baby Face Bob.
:02:07
Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.
:02:11
Chris, we went to a commercial.
:02:12
This job, Bob,
it's a lot of give and take.
:02:16
So when I bring you in,
don't be afraid to talk to the folks.
:02:21
Unless you don't want to.
:02:26
And here come the cons,
:02:27
led by former NFL MVP quarterback
Paul Crewe.
:02:36
Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey.
:02:39
Well, hello. How are you?
:02:41
Back away from the girls!
:02:42
- Hey, now.
- Call me!
:02:46
What the hell
are you dressed up for?
:02:48
Hey, I didn't spend 14 years
in the joint just to watch this game.
:02:52
And there in the
high-security bleachers
:02:54
are the good-behavior cons,
along with their...
:02:57
... cheerleaders?
:02:59
We're the mean machine
Don't mean to dis you