The Longest Yard
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:02:01
And with this special game, folks,
comes a special broadcast,

:02:04
as I'm joined in the booth
by Baby Face Bob.

:02:07
Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.
:02:11
Chris, we went to a commercial.
:02:12
This job, Bob,
it's a lot of give and take.

:02:16
So when I bring you in,
don't be afraid to talk to the folks.

:02:21
Unless you don't want to.
:02:26
And here come the cons,
:02:27
led by former NFL MVP quarterback
Paul Crewe.

:02:36
Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey.
:02:39
Well, hello. How are you?
:02:41
Back away from the girls!
:02:42
- Hey, now.
- Call me!

:02:46
What the hell
are you dressed up for?

:02:48
Hey, I didn't spend 14 years
in the joint just to watch this game.

:02:52
And there in the
high-security bleachers

:02:54
are the good-behavior cons,
along with their...

:02:57
... cheerleaders?
:02:59
We're the mean machine
Don't mean to dis you

:03:01
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we'll kiss you

:03:04
Hey! Ho!
What?

:03:10
I didn't do it!
:03:22
Come on, Batt!
:03:38
- What's that?
- Did you see that?

:03:44
Damn it!
:03:46
Papajohn's at the 20, the 10.
And he will score.

:03:53
Sweet dreams, bitch.
:03:56
That's a 90-yard return.
:03:58
And I gotta tell you, the cons seem
more interested in hitting the guards


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