:08:01
Attention, all students.
:08:03
Check in with your
homeroom monitor each day...
:08:05
That stinks.
:08:06
You're going to
have to take
your yearbook photo...
:08:08
with all the losers
who missed it
in the fall.
:08:10
I don't do yearbook photos.
:08:11
You have no choice.
:08:13
It's like taxes
and death.
:08:14
Mandatory pain.
If you don't
do it yourself...
:08:17
they'll hunt you down
like an animal
and force you to smile.
:08:19
Not if I'm not here anymore,
they won't.
:08:23
I'm so glad you came.
Thanks.
:08:26
Now, we keep the mixers
in the back.
:08:27
But I got to warn you,
they're all older than God.
:08:30
They don't really
mix very well...
:08:31
they just kind of move
things around.
:08:33
So I hope
your manual mixer's
in real good shape.
:08:35
And watch out
for our no-good oven.
:08:38
It's worse than that one
in Chapel Hill.
:08:39
Off by a good 10 degrees.
:08:41
Well, you know me.
:08:42
I'm off by way more than that.
Yes, you are.
:08:45
And this is Gloria.
Gloria, this is Jean...
:08:48
the one I was
telling you about.
Really nice to meet you.
:08:51
Likewise.
:08:52
Do you know anything
about wilting rose petals?
:08:54
The fondant's too soft.
:08:56
You need to add
more cornstarch.
:08:58
See, I told you she was good.
:08:59
No wonder my rum cakes
always look so drunk.
:09:02
Help me. I like you.
:09:06
You never eat the cakes?
:09:08
You made it on time?
Yeah, I'm here.
:09:12
Attention, all students.
:09:13
Talent show auditions
will take place...
:09:16
this Friday evening
in the auditorium.
:09:18
Come on out
and show us what you got.
:09:27
That's my seat.
:09:29
Is there assigned seating?
:09:32
No, but...
Why don't you take
one of those?
:09:35
I don't like sitting up front.
:09:38
Me, neither.