:41:00
Excuse me? Can you help me?
:41:08
Dinner's ready.
:41:18
There must be something wrong
with him.
:41:20
Who?
Mr. Wonderful.
:41:23
What? No,
there's nothing wrong
with him. He's perfect.
:41:25
Then why all the secrecy?
:41:27
Why doesn't he just come on
over, show his face,
and say hello?
:41:30
Like a normal person.
:41:32
Listen to yourself.
:41:34
The man wants to be
the least bit romantic...
:41:36
and all of sudden you think
he's not normal.
:41:38
How do I know if he is?
And if he is,
what does he look like?
:41:41
Is he tall, is he short?
:41:42
Does he have
blond, curly hair,
straight, black hair, what?
:41:46
I bet he has a big,
fat wart on his nose.
:41:50
I bet that he's really,
really handsome.
:41:52
And how would you know?
:41:54
He writes like
he's really handsome.
:41:56
Honey, have you seen
pictures of Shakespeare?
Bald, skinny.
:42:00
Does that
even really matter?
:42:01
Yes. Because you can't have
a relationship with a man...
:42:03
you've never laid eyes on.
:42:09
Honey, I've got a party of 50
coming in a half an hour.
:42:12
It will only
take a second.
:42:13
Oh, You can take my picture.
Just be sure
to get my good side.
:42:16
Over here, Brad Pitt.
Over here, David Spade,
not so cute.
:42:19
No, I'm just swamped,
I'm sorry.
:42:23
Hey, Uncle Ben,
what's that stuff you put
on top of your spinach salad?
:42:26
Parmesan what?
Cheese.
:42:33
Ben. It's a nice name.
:42:36
Uncomplicated.
Dependable. Ben.
:42:38
And it's way better
than Lenny. And he's way cuter
than Lenny.
:42:41
Don't you be mean
about Lenny.
He's a good egg.
:42:43
Just not the egg for me.
:42:45
I like this egg.
I want this egg
to be my boyfriend.
:42:48
When's he coming over?
As soon as he gets back.
:42:51
Well, where did he go?
:42:53
He's opening up
a new restaurant
in China.
:42:55
And the phone lines
there are impossible,
evidently.
:42:58
So as soon as he gets back,
he's going to call.