The Perfect Man
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:42:00
Does that
even really matter?

:42:01
Yes. Because you can't have
a relationship with a man...

:42:03
you've never laid eyes on.
:42:09
Honey, I've got a party of 50
coming in a half an hour.

:42:12
It will only
take a second.

:42:13
Oh, You can take my picture.
Just be sure
to get my good side.

:42:16
Over here, Brad Pitt.
Over here, David Spade,
not so cute.

:42:19
No, I'm just swamped,
I'm sorry.

:42:23
Hey, Uncle Ben,
what's that stuff you put
on top of your spinach salad?

:42:26
Parmesan what?
Cheese.

:42:33
Ben. It's a nice name.
:42:36
Uncomplicated.
Dependable. Ben.

:42:38
And it's way better
than Lenny. And he's way cuter
than Lenny.

:42:41
Don't you be mean
about Lenny.
He's a good egg.

:42:43
Just not the egg for me.
:42:45
I like this egg.
I want this egg
to be my boyfriend.

:42:48
When's he coming over?
As soon as he gets back.

:42:51
Well, where did he go?
:42:53
He's opening up
a new restaurant
in China.

:42:55
And the phone lines
there are impossible,
evidently.

:42:58
So as soon as he gets back,
he's going to call.

:43:01
Cool. What else
does the letter say?

:43:04
That's private.
Excuse me.

:43:09
China.
:43:10
How are we ever going
to get a stamp from China?

:43:12
We won't.
:43:13
Now that he's traveling,
he asked her to send...

:43:15
her e-mail address
to his e-mail address.

:43:17
He has
an e-mail address?

:43:20
Brooklyn Boy,
this new account
that I'm setting up.

:43:23
Well, at least
it's consistent, since
everyone lies in cyberspace.

:43:26
But we can't use
the computer at my house
in case my mom finds it.

:43:28
I'd offer ours,
except my brother's on
24/7...

:43:31
buying those
little Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay.

:43:34
Who else?
:43:45
It's kind of messy.
:43:48
It's kind of dark.
:43:50
Oh, yeah.
:43:56
Should be on.
:43:58
Thank you so much
for letting me do this.


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