The Perfect Man
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And that's confusing.
:58:01
I'm confused about who I am
and what my purpose is
in life.

:58:04
What college I should go to.
:58:06
If I should even go
to college.

:58:07
I'm trying to resist
peer pressure to do
all sorts of things...

:58:10
that I know that
I shouldn't do, but some
of them I kind of want to do.

:58:14
If you know what I mean.
:58:15
I'm considering getting
my nose pierced
and my belly button...

:58:17
and nine other parts
of my body.

:58:18
But my mom said
she would totally kill me
if I did that...

:58:21
so now I'm just thinking
about getting a tattoo
on my back.

:58:23
But it wouldn't be
really considered my back...

:58:25
because it would be so low
that you wouldn't be able
to see it.

:58:27
Unless I wore my jeans
low enough.
I'm really confused.

:58:40
Where?
:58:45
Yeah?
Ben.

:58:46
Yeah?
We got big problems
down here.

:58:48
Huge, massive.
What?

:58:50
The pilot light on that
big thing that cooks the food?
It's out again.

:58:53
No, it can't be broken.
I just bought it
two months ago.

:58:57
Ben, I am telling you,
the only gas I'm smelling
is coming from Pablo.

:59:02
Okay.
:59:04
Calm down.
I'm coming right now. Goodbye.

:59:07
Holly, I got a problem
at the restaurant,
so I have to go.

:59:11
No, you can't!
Why not?

:59:15
I mean, can I come?
Yeah, why not? Come on.

:59:22
I've got to go to the bathroom
really bad.

:59:24
Yeah, well, go.
:59:25
There's the bathroom there,
but hurry up.

:59:27
Right there
through that door.

:59:29
I love this.
:59:32
You have got to be
kidding me.

:59:34
This isn't going
to cover anything.

:59:36
That's exactly
the point.

:59:42
Houston, we have a problem.
:59:44
What kind?
The very, very bad kind.

:59:46
He's on his way
to the restaurant now.

:59:48
Oh, my God!
What do we do?

:59:50
Create a distraction.
A really, really big one.

:59:53
I'll see you there. Bye.

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