The Perfect Man

1:04:03

Your uncle does
crossword puzzles in pen.

1:04:06

What?

1:04:08

And his kitchen is,
it's perfect.

1:04:12

So?

1:04:13

You know even though
he didn't say it out loud...

1:04:16

I know that he knows that
the moon isn't just a rock.

1:04:21

What are you
talking about?

1:04:23

There is such a thing
as the perfect man.

1:04:26

And I know exactly
who it is for my mom.

1:04:28

Who?
Your Uncle Ben.

1:04:30

What?

1:04:31

And now because
of my stupid scheme,
they can never meet.

1:04:37

I'm so beyond lost.

1:04:39

You were right.

1:04:40

I should have never bought
that orchid.

1:04:42

The whole thing was
just a huge mistake.

1:04:51

Hey.

1:04:52

I need to ask you
a huge favor.

1:04:55

Hi to you, too.

1:04:56

I need you to break up
with my mom for me.

1:04:58

When did I start
dating her?

1:05:00

Not as you.
As the perfect man,
Ben.

1:05:04

No way.

1:05:06

Come on. Please.

1:05:08

Just call her at 7:00,
put on a deep voice
and tell her it's over.

1:05:12

What's my reason?

1:05:13

Men never have reasons.
They just split.

1:05:17

Why can't you just
break up over e-mail?

1:05:19

Because that's too cold.

1:05:21

Besides, I want her
to hear his voice.

1:05:23

Yeah, but it wouldn't be
his voice.

1:05:24

It would be mine,
what with him
not existing and all.

1:05:27

Come on, you know
what I mean.
Please, Adam.

1:05:30

If I tell her
that this was all fake,
she'll be crushed.

1:05:33

And she'll never
forgive me.

1:05:34

But if he just dumps her,
that she's used to.

1:05:49

Hello?

1:05:50

There's no way I'm doing this.
May I ask who's calling?

1:05:53

Holly, can we
just talk about it?
Sure.

1:05:55

Mom, it's for you.
No, no, it's not funny.

1:05:59

Hello.
Hi!