1:05:00
Not as you.
As the perfect man,
Ben.
1:05:04
No way.
1:05:06
Come on. Please.
1:05:08
Just call her at 7:00,
put on a deep voice
and tell her it's over.
1:05:12
What's my reason?
1:05:13
Men never have reasons.
They just split.
1:05:17
Why can't you just
break up over e-mail?
1:05:19
Because that's too cold.
1:05:21
Besides, I want her
to hear his voice.
1:05:23
Yeah, but it wouldn't be
his voice.
1:05:24
It would be mine,
what with him
not existing and all.
1:05:27
Come on, you know
what I mean.
Please, Adam.
1:05:30
If I tell her
that this was all fake,
she'll be crushed.
1:05:33
And she'll never
forgive me.
1:05:34
But if he just dumps her,
that she's used to.
1:05:49
Hello?
1:05:50
There's no way I'm doing this.
May I ask who's calling?
1:05:53
Holly, can we
just talk about it?
Sure.
1:05:55
Mom, it's for you.
No, no, it's not funny.
1:05:59
Hello.
Hi!
1:06:03
This is Ben calling.
1:06:06
Ben?
As in "Ben" Ben?
1:06:12
I don't know.
1:06:14
How many Bens do you know?
None.
1:06:18
I mean, one.
I know you.
1:06:22
Wow.
1:06:24
How is China?
1:06:27
China.
1:06:28
It's very Chinese.
1:06:35
Lots of Chinese people.
1:06:37
Chinese food.
1:06:40
You're funny.
1:06:41
And you're calling me...
1:06:44
from halfway
around the world.
1:06:46
Yes, because
there's something
that I wanted to tell...
1:06:50
It's really good
to finally hear your voice.
1:06:53
Wait. Are you crying?
1:06:57
No.