:07:01
Get over these thighs.
:07:03
Okay, here we go.
:07:09
What? l told you guys.
l'm just gonna take them off...
:07:12
...and we're gonna pretend
like this never happened.
:07:14
No, Carmen, come over here
and look at yourself.
:07:17
-They look amazing on you.
-Look at them.
:07:20
Call me crazy, but it's
scientifically impossible...
:07:23
-...that a pair of pants could fit me....
-And me.
:07:26
-And me.
-And me.
:07:29
This is crazy.
:07:30
Look, Tib, something happened today
that l can't explain and you can't explain.
:07:34
-Whatever, let's just ignore it.
-We can't just ignore it.
:07:37
-Why?
-Because it's a sign, the pants--
:07:39
-Be quiet, you're gonna--
-You know what, Tibby?
:07:41
-Sometimes you're much too much.
-Be careful.
:07:43
-l'm fine, Lena.
-Oh, my God. You're gonna fall.
:07:45
lt makes our butts look good.
That's enough for me.
:07:48
-That's right, amen.
-Get up there. Go on.
:07:51
-There is more going here than Lycra.
-But there's probably Lycra.
:08:04
All right, guys, are you ready for this?
:08:06
ln the name of the Father, the Son--
:08:08
-Here we go.
-Carmen, this isn't church.
:08:10
You guys! But it's still a sacred place!
:08:13
l mean, this is where
our moms met, right?
:08:16
Anyway, look,
we're gathered here today...
:08:18
...to honor a gift
that has been sent to us.
:08:20
-So why do we have to pay for them?
-Tibs.
:08:22
Carmen, go ahead,
just finish what you have to say.
:08:25
Tonight, on the eve of our separation...
:08:27
...magic has come to us
in a pair of pants.
:08:34
And l'm proposing
that we share them equally...
:08:38
...and that this summer
they travel among us...
:08:41
...and they'll link us
in hearts and spirits...
:08:43
...even though we're far apart
from each other.
:08:46
l think that tonight we're
the sisters of these pantalones.
:08:49
-Sisters of the Pants?
-Yes!
:08:51
We need rules.
Every sisterhood has rules.
:08:53
Thank you. A manifesto.
:08:55
-Okay.
-Good point. l love it.
:08:57
Okay, rule number one:
:08:58
Each sister is going
to keep the pants for...?