:08:04
All right, guys, are you ready for this?
:08:06
ln the name of the Father, the Son--
:08:08
-Here we go.
-Carmen, this isn't church.
:08:10
You guys! But it's still a sacred place!
:08:13
l mean, this is where
our moms met, right?
:08:16
Anyway, look,
we're gathered here today...
:08:18
...to honor a gift
that has been sent to us.
:08:20
-So why do we have to pay for them?
-Tibs.
:08:22
Carmen, go ahead,
just finish what you have to say.
:08:25
Tonight, on the eve of our separation...
:08:27
...magic has come to us
in a pair of pants.
:08:34
And l'm proposing
that we share them equally...
:08:38
...and that this summer
they travel among us...
:08:41
...and they'll link us
in hearts and spirits...
:08:43
...even though we're far apart
from each other.
:08:46
l think that tonight we're
the sisters of these pantalones.
:08:49
-Sisters of the Pants?
-Yes!
:08:51
We need rules.
Every sisterhood has rules.
:08:53
Thank you. A manifesto.
:08:55
-Okay.
-Good point. l love it.
:08:57
Okay, rule number one:
:08:58
Each sister is going
to keep the pants for...?
:09:01
-A week.
-A week.
:09:02
Lena should be first
because Greece is the furthest away.
:09:04
-Okay.
-Tibby, you next.
:09:06
-What's your rule?
-l don't have a rule.
:09:08
-Yes, you do.
-Tibs, come on.
:09:10
No picking your nose
when wearing the pants.
:09:12
-Honestly.
-That's not--
:09:13
You can casually scratch
while really picking a little.
:09:17
-Thanks for the allowance.
-Good rule.
:09:19
When sending the pants,
we'll write a letter...
:09:21
...detailing the most exciting thing
that happened while wearing them.
:09:25
That's good.
:09:26
So most exciting thing
that happens to you.
:09:28
And what if nothing exciting happens?
:09:30
-It will. It has to!
-No, I really doubt it.
:09:33
And when it happens, and we reunite...
:09:35
...we will document it
on the pants themselves.
:09:37
-That's good.
-That's rule number six.
:09:39
Rule number seven:
:09:41
Any removal of the pants
must be done by the wearer herself.
:09:46
Yes, you.
:09:48
Touché!
:09:50
He works, you know.
:09:51
So he may not have that much time
to spend with you.
:09:54
So if you get lonely,
come home, okay?
:09:56
l'm gonna be fine, Mom.
:09:58
We will never, ever
wash these pants.