:44:02
Just one thing.
:44:07
What was in the package?
:44:11
Just some....
:44:12
Just those pair of pants over there.
:44:14
l'm sharing them
with my friends for the summer.
:44:19
These?
:44:22
-What's so great about an old pair of jeans?
-Nothing.
:44:25
They just happen to
mysteriously fit us all perfectly.
:44:29
Really?
:44:31
l wonder what they'd look like on me.
:44:34
On the off-chance you'd ever
let me try them on.
:44:37
-Like now, for example.
-Go ahead, do whatever you want.
:44:39
l need some quiet.
:44:43
Tibby?
:44:45
l need you to take the baby!
:45:15
My Carma-poochie-ay,
I'm writing from the post office...
:45:18
...and this express mail costs more
than I make in two hours at Wallmans...
:45:22
...so these jeans
better get to you tomorrow.
:45:25
Here we are on a typical
Bethesda corner...
:45:27
...where generations of young entrepreneurs
have proved the old adage:
:45:30
''When life hands you lemons,
make lemonade.''
:45:32
So the question on my mind is...
:45:35
...is this fresh-squeezed or powder?
:45:37
-Does it matter if it's good lemonade?
-Let me ask the questions.
:45:40
I'm sad to report that
nothing of consequence happened...
:45:43
...while wearing the pants.
:45:44
I spilled a Sprite...
:45:46
...and my rat-faced manager
accused me of receipt withholding.
:45:48
-Receipt withholding.
-In rat-faced manager lingo...
:45:51
...that means forgetting
to give a sales slip.
:45:53
You know, l was reading
that Bill Gates...
:45:55
...when he was younger,
he ran a lemonade stand.
:45:58
-You don't know that, that's not--
-Yeah, l do. l read it in a magazine.