:45:15
My Carma-poochie-ay,
I'm writing from the post office...
:45:18
...and this express mail costs more
than I make in two hours at Wallmans...
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...so these jeans
better get to you tomorrow.
:45:25
Here we are on a typical
Bethesda corner...
:45:27
...where generations of young entrepreneurs
have proved the old adage:
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''When life hands you lemons,
make lemonade.''
:45:32
So the question on my mind is...
:45:35
...is this fresh-squeezed or powder?
:45:37
-Does it matter if it's good lemonade?
-Let me ask the questions.
:45:40
I'm sad to report that
nothing of consequence happened...
:45:43
...while wearing the pants.
:45:44
I spilled a Sprite...
:45:46
...and my rat-faced manager
accused me of receipt withholding.
:45:48
-Receipt withholding.
-In rat-faced manager lingo...
:45:51
...that means forgetting
to give a sales slip.
:45:53
You know, l was reading
that Bill Gates...
:45:55
...when he was younger,
he ran a lemonade stand.
:45:58
-You don't know that, that's not--
-Yeah, l do. l read it in a magazine.
:46:01
-Where did you read that?
-ln a magazine.
:46:03
Other than that, the only thing
that I have to show for the pants...
:46:06
...is the kid that delivered them,
some wise-ass pain in the neck...
:46:09
...who's decided to permanently
glue herself to my hip.
:46:12
She's just tired. She's been there
a really long time, all day.
:46:15
What is she doing right there?
Tell me.
:46:17
-She's just thinking. She's strategizing.
-l think she's trying to grow a brain.
:46:21
Too bad you can't express mail
1 2-year-olds.
:46:23
And l wish you the very best of luck
on this endeavor.
:46:48
Hey. Hey there, sleepyhead.
:46:51
Hey, Carmen.
:46:52
-Honey, time to wake up.
-Hi.
:46:54
Hi there. Good morning.
:46:56
Sorry to wake you...
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...but l was just wondering if
Maria could grab your sheets.