:12:00
So before I die...
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Did you do anything
other than sports phone in Vegas?
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Just the 900 recordings,
you know, 10 bucks a call.
:12:09
That's chump change.
:12:11
I mean, we're going after
much bigger fish here.
:12:14
You know, networks don't talk about it,
government can't tax it,
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but sports betting
is a 200-billion-dollar-a-year business.
:12:21
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
:12:22
A lot of gamblers out there, man,
and they have needs.
:12:25
And come Monday morning after a losing
weekend, they got big needs. Gargantuan.
:12:34
See that? That's every
football game played last Sunday.
:12:37
You know why Monday-night football's
the most watched game of the week?
:12:41
Monday's the last chance bettors have
to climb out of the hole they got in
:12:45
to pay their bookies on Tuesday.
:12:47
Sports betting's illegal in 49 states,
including this one.
:12:51
But what we do is not.
:12:53
We are 100% legal, like stockbrokers,
:12:57
only instead of counting stocks,
we advise people on how to bet.
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Now, if a client wins by taking our advice,
we get a percentage, or we ask for one,
:13:07
which they will gladly give us because
they want to keep getting the advice.
:13:11
But if they lose, we get zip.
:13:14
So the object here, my dear,
tall, athletic, religious friend, is to win.
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I can do that.
:13:26
- (TV) Hello. This is Walter...
- Hello, Walter.
:13:31
That's my cable show.
:13:34
Now, after a nice
five-day vacation on my yacht...
:13:37
Airs Saturday and Sunday morning
nationwide. We tape Thursday and Fri...
:13:42
What's going on with my hair?
:13:43
He did it again, Liz.
:13:46
I got one part of my head in Cleveland,
the other's in Chicago.
:13:50
What are we gonna do with this guy?
My barber. Should be shot. I want him dead.
:13:54
(TV) For the first time,
:13:56
I'm gonna release our three-team
college and pro parlays absolutely free.