:13:02
Now, if a client wins by taking our advice,
we get a percentage, or we ask for one,
:13:07
which they will gladly give us because
they want to keep getting the advice.
:13:11
But if they lose, we get zip.
:13:14
So the object here, my dear,
tall, athletic, religious friend, is to win.
:13:21
I can do that.
:13:26
- (TV) Hello. This is Walter...
- Hello, Walter.
:13:31
That's my cable show.
:13:34
Now, after a nice
five-day vacation on my yacht...
:13:37
Airs Saturday and Sunday morning
nationwide. We tape Thursday and Fri...
:13:42
What's going on with my hair?
:13:43
He did it again, Liz.
:13:46
I got one part of my head in Cleveland,
the other's in Chicago.
:13:50
What are we gonna do with this guy?
My barber. Should be shot. I want him dead.
:13:54
(TV) For the first time,
:13:56
I'm gonna release our three-team
college and pro parlays absolutely free.
:14:01
If all the picks are free,
how'd you get the yacht?
:14:06
There's no yacht.
:14:08
Next question.
:14:10
Why give any picks for free?
Why not charge a fee up-front initially?
:14:15
You make a good point. Next.
:14:18
What's on the second floor?
:14:20
That's where we print the money.
:14:24
- Anything else?
- Of course not.
:14:27
No, I think I've got it.
I think everything's crystal clear, Walter.
:14:31
I like you, you know that?
You and me - this thing's gonna work.
:14:35
(phone rings)
:14:37
- I'm looking forward to it.
- Me too.
:14:39
(Liz) Ringling Brothers on one.
:14:41
Tell them to hold that elephant.
You ever have a manicure?
:14:45
There's a girl you gotta meet.
:14:47
- Yeah? What's she like?
- She's beautiful. You're gonna like her.
:14:52
Is this Barnum or Bailey?
:14:59
- (woman) I've got it.
- He's all yours.