:13:00
Oh, what a coincidence.
Every time I look at you,
:13:03
- I'm glad I'm a lesbian.
- Ouch.
:13:08
Oh, hey, Christy.
It's just Calvin callir.
:13:11
Just starting to work the double.
:13:13
You owe me.
:13:15
No, I was kiddir.
You don't really owe me anything.
:13:18
So, I was just callir ya,
'cause it's kind of dead here right now.
:13:22
So, I don't know.
:13:25
Give me a call back.
I'm at work.
:13:29
Duh. Duh.
:13:30
Come on. Talk to me, Goose.
What's wrong?
:13:34
Remember Chet Miller
from high school?
:13:36
- Tall guy, kind of smelled like my dad's ass?
- That's the one.
:13:40
My mother told me he graduated with his
bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.
:13:44
Yeah, so?
:13:46
Well, you know, we were in all
the same classes in high school.
:13:49
We're the same fucking age.
:13:51
Well, yeah.
But electrical engineering?
:13:53
- Come on. Screw that noise.
- Yeah, but come on, man.
:13:56
We haven't even graduated
from community college.
:13:59
Havert even got
our A.A. Degree.
:14:01
Then when we do, what? What the hell
can you do with an A.A. Degree anyway?
:14:04
You can get a job substitute teaching
for retarded kids or something.
:14:07
Exactly.
:14:08
That's the dish area back there.
This is where you pick up the food.
:14:12
That's Floyd. Floyd!
:14:15
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
:14:17
Okay, that's the dry area, man.
That's where we keep all the condiments.
:14:21
Right over here.
This is the cooler.
:14:23
The milk and vegetables, whatever.
:14:27
Back here is the freezer.
You'll find the meat...
:14:30
Okay, so let me tell you
about this little game we play.
:14:32
I assume Monty went over
the basic idea with you, right?
:14:36
- Yeah, he...
- You know the object, right?
:14:38
To have the other guy
look at you naked.
:14:42
Are you okay with that?
:14:46
What are you, some kind of a fucking sick,
demented pervert, huh?
:14:48
- No. I was... He told me.
- Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.
:14:52
Look, man, we're all sick.
All right?
:14:53
Now, look.
The main thing to remember
:14:57
is to get the other guy to unknowingly
look at your cock and balls.