:14:01
Then when we do, what? What the hell
can you do with an A.A. Degree anyway?
:14:04
You can get a job substitute teaching
for retarded kids or something.
:14:07
Exactly.
:14:08
That's the dish area back there.
This is where you pick up the food.
:14:12
That's Floyd. Floyd!
:14:15
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
:14:17
Okay, that's the dry area, man.
That's where we keep all the condiments.
:14:21
Right over here.
This is the cooler.
:14:23
The milk and vegetables, whatever.
:14:27
Back here is the freezer.
You'll find the meat...
:14:30
Okay, so let me tell you
about this little game we play.
:14:32
I assume Monty went over
the basic idea with you, right?
:14:36
- Yeah, he...
- You know the object, right?
:14:38
To have the other guy
look at you naked.
:14:42
Are you okay with that?
:14:46
What are you, some kind of a fucking sick,
demented pervert, huh?
:14:48
- No. I was... He told me.
- Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.
:14:52
Look, man, we're all sick.
All right?
:14:53
Now, look.
The main thing to remember
:14:57
is to get the other guy to unknowingly
look at your cock and balls.
:15:01
Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants
and say, "Look at my dick!"
:15:05
You gotta be sneaky.
:15:07
I'm gonna go through the positions with you.
The first one's the easiest.
:15:10
Call that one "The Look."
All right?
:15:13
All you gotta do, pull down your pants
real quick, show 'em the goods.
:15:15
If they look, you get to
kick 'em in the ass once.
:15:19
Second one is called
"The Brain." Right?
:15:24
What you gotta do is isolate your nuts
with your fist.
:15:28
Okay, now, take the time
to look at it, okay?
:15:31
Because it bears
a striking resemblance to...
:15:35
Aha. Brain. Yeah.
:15:38
Okay. For that you get
two kicks.
:15:42
- So...
- The third one, I call it the "Bat Wing."
:15:47
Okay. What you do is you take
the excess skin from your nuts,
:15:51
and you take it and you make it flat
like paper, all right?
:15:56
Now, once again, you take
the time to appreciate this.
:15:59
You see that it looks all veiny and alive
like a bat wing, all right?