:15:01
Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants
and say, "Look at my dick!"
:15:05
You gotta be sneaky.
:15:07
I'm gonna go through the positions with you.
The first one's the easiest.
:15:10
Call that one "The Look."
All right?
:15:13
All you gotta do, pull down your pants
real quick, show 'em the goods.
:15:15
If they look, you get to
kick 'em in the ass once.
:15:19
Second one is called
"The Brain." Right?
:15:24
What you gotta do is isolate your nuts
with your fist.
:15:28
Okay, now, take the time
to look at it, okay?
:15:31
Because it bears
a striking resemblance to...
:15:35
Aha. Brain. Yeah.
:15:38
Okay. For that you get
two kicks.
:15:42
- So...
- The third one, I call it the "Bat Wing."
:15:47
Okay. What you do is you take
the excess skin from your nuts,
:15:51
and you take it and you make it flat
like paper, all right?
:15:56
Now, once again, you take
the time to appreciate this.
:15:59
You see that it looks all veiny and alive
like a bat wing, all right?
:16:03
If they look, they get
three kicks, all right?
:16:08
But you can't forget this,
all right?
:16:09
You gotta call 'em
a fag, okay?
:16:12
Very important.
The game loses it's meaning
:16:15
if you don't humiliate them
for being a fucking meatcake.
:16:17
You got that?
:16:18
I just don't understand
:16:20
why your mom gives you
so much shit anyway.
:16:22
I don't know, man.
You know.
:16:24
She's my mom. She wants me
to succeed in life.
:16:26
Yeah. Whatever the hell that means.
:16:28
Jesus, I'm just glad
my mom's not like that.
:16:31
So I called your house
today at 2:00.
:16:34
You were still asleep,
werert you?
:16:36
That's an understatement.
:16:38
So what did you do last night?
I trust my little angel
:16:41
didn't do anything immoral.
:16:43
Well, let's see.
:16:45
I started by getting completely
hammered drunk. It was bad.
:16:50
Then drove while intoxicated to pick up
this disease-infested prostitute.
:16:55
Uh-huh.
:16:57
From there, let's see. Me and the hooker
went back to my place...