:16:03
If they look, they get
three kicks, all right?
:16:08
But you can't forget this,
all right?
:16:09
You gotta call 'em
a fag, okay?
:16:12
Very important.
The game loses it's meaning
:16:15
if you don't humiliate them
for being a fucking meatcake.
:16:17
You got that?
:16:18
I just don't understand
:16:20
why your mom gives you
so much shit anyway.
:16:22
I don't know, man.
You know.
:16:24
She's my mom. She wants me
to succeed in life.
:16:26
Yeah. Whatever the hell that means.
:16:28
Jesus, I'm just glad
my mom's not like that.
:16:31
So I called your house
today at 2:00.
:16:34
You were still asleep,
werert you?
:16:36
That's an understatement.
:16:38
So what did you do last night?
I trust my little angel
:16:41
didn't do anything immoral.
:16:43
Well, let's see.
:16:45
I started by getting completely
hammered drunk. It was bad.
:16:50
Then drove while intoxicated to pick up
this disease-infested prostitute.
:16:55
Uh-huh.
:16:57
From there, let's see. Me and the hooker
went back to my place...
:17:01
The hooker and I.
:17:03
Excuse me. The hooker and I
went back to my place.
:17:07
And from there...
:17:09
God, it was just a blur of intravenous
drug abuse and unprotected sex
:17:13
while taking
the Lord's name in vain.
:17:17
Dean, did you know that when Monty was
a child, everyone thought he was retarded?
:17:22
Dean, doesn't my mom
look old?
:17:24
I mean, like, much older
than she rightfully should?
:17:27
So why aren't you and Serena still together?
I liked her.
:17:32
I don't know.
I guess it got old.
:17:34
We had a relationship
based on orgasms.
:17:36
Oh, how charming.
:17:38
You are being safe,
aren't you?
:17:41
I don't think I could handle
the idea of you reproducing.
:17:44
Come on, Mom.
Of course I'm being safe.
:17:48
I pull out.
:17:50
Yes, well, your father
pulled out too,
:17:52
but we've all seen
the tragic end of that story.
:17:54
You think I wanna have kids?
Absolutely not.
:17:57
That's why I stick to anal sex.