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Hello, sir. My name is Monty.
This is my trainee, Mitch.
:35:04
- How are you doing today?
- Oh, I'm slipping gradually into senility.
:35:09
Really? Do you consider that
a good thing or a bad thing?
:35:13
Well, it's a mixed bag.
:35:15
It's good in the sense that
I can take walks in my underwear.
:35:20
I can give small children
the middle finger.
:35:23
But as long as I look happy
while I'm doing it,
:35:27
people just assume I'm senile.
:35:30
Yeah, so what's the bad?
:35:32
Well, sometimes I give
small children the middle finger
:35:35
and don't realize I'm doing it
until someone slaps me.
:35:40
So I really am going senile.
:35:43
Alzheimer's can't be all bad.
:35:45
You get a chance to meet
new people every day.
:35:51
- I like you, Monty.
- I like you too, sir.
:35:55
I like you too, Monty.
:35:57
So what could I get you
to drink?
:36:00
I trust you.
:36:03
You know what?
You can count on me, sir.
:36:09
I don't even care if
he gives me a poor tip,
:36:11
that is the coolest old man
I've met in my entire life.
:36:14
- How's your table?
- Couple of hicks.
:36:16
- Yikes.
- Yeah, but the check total's $63,
:36:19
so even if they tip 15 percent
I should make 10 bucks.
:36:22
You're a bastard. So far I've made
15 percent of jack shit.
:36:29
Jesus.
:36:34
There you go, buddy.
It's all you.
:36:37
Thanks a lot.
We'll see you next time.
:36:51
How much did they leave you?
:36:53
$1.91.
:36:55
No fucking way.