:36:00
I trust you.
:36:03
You know what?
You can count on me, sir.
:36:09
I don't even care if
he gives me a poor tip,
:36:11
that is the coolest old man
I've met in my entire life.
:36:14
- How's your table?
- Couple of hicks.
:36:16
- Yikes.
- Yeah, but the check total's $63,
:36:19
so even if they tip 15 percent
I should make 10 bucks.
:36:22
You're a bastard. So far I've made
15 percent of jack shit.
:36:29
Jesus.
:36:34
There you go, buddy.
It's all you.
:36:37
Thanks a lot.
We'll see you next time.
:36:51
How much did they leave you?
:36:53
$1.91.
:36:55
No fucking way.
:37:08
Excuse me, sir.
You forgot your change.
:37:12
No. That's for you.
That's your tip.
:37:16
Oh, no, no, no.
I insist. You take it.
:37:17
You obviously need this
more than I do.
:37:22
I wanna speak to your manager now, please.
This is horse shit.
:37:26
Okay, Mitch, you see what
Dean did there?
:37:29
Don't ever do that.
:37:31
- What, did he stiff you?
- He might as fucking well have.
:37:33
Two bucks on a $63 check.
:37:36
Oh, damn.
That is pretty shitty.
:37:38
For insulting me I should get some free
gift certificates and a key chain and a hat.
:37:43
Absolutely, sir. Yes.
:37:45
And how about a couple of sundaes
with some nuts on 'em?
:37:48
Yeah, I will have Natasha
take down all your information,
:37:51
and I will make sure corporate
sends those to you.
:37:53
You're gonna mail me a sundae?
I want it now.
:37:56
Get in here. You wanna explain to me
what the heck you were thinking?