:07:00
... when you're having sex
and room service comes in.
:07:03
Some girls will sit up
and light a cigarette...
:07:05
... like there's nothing funny
in the world about her being naked.
:07:09
"It's obvious we were
in the process of screwing...
:07:12
... so why not let
a stranger into the room?"
:07:14
Come on in.
:07:15
Then there's the kind that will
pull the sheets up...
:07:18
... and act like they're asleep.
:07:20
Where would you like it, sir?
:07:22
Sweetheart, wherever you'd like it.
:07:24
Then, of course, there's
the ones who scrunch real flat...
:07:27
... thinking that the bed
will look empty.
:07:30
With Denise, it was kind of hard
to tell which way she'd go.
:07:42
Can I have your autograph,
Mr. Morris?
:07:45
Sure.
:07:46
Should I make it out to Maureen?
:07:53
I mean, your autograph on the bill.
:07:58
Okay.
:08:00
I mean, I'd love
to have your autograph.
:08:04
And maybe a few minutes
of your time.
:08:07
I'm a huge fan and...
:08:10
...well, I was thinking about...
:08:13
...writing an article on you
for my campus paper.
:08:16
I'm the editor.
:08:18
Any interview requests
go through me, honey.
:08:25
You know, it's just a college paper.
:08:39
Thank you.
:08:41
No, thank you.
:08:45
Thank you, Maureen.
:08:46
I say goodbye to Maureen,
knowing I'd see her again...
:08:49
... close the door and
then turn to look at Denise...
:08:52
... thinking, "I know this girl from every
college town we have ever played. "
:08:56
They're called career girls.
:08:57
The absolute easiest lays...