:08:00
I mean, I'd love
to have your autograph.
:08:04
And maybe a few minutes
of your time.
:08:07
I'm a huge fan and...
:08:10
...well, I was thinking about...
:08:13
...writing an article on you
for my campus paper.
:08:16
I'm the editor.
:08:18
Any interview requests
go through me, honey.
:08:25
You know, it's just a college paper.
:08:39
Thank you.
:08:41
No, thank you.
:08:45
Thank you, Maureen.
:08:46
I say goodbye to Maureen,
knowing I'd see her again...
:08:49
... close the door and
then turn to look at Denise...
:08:52
... thinking, "I know this girl from every
college town we have ever played. "
:08:56
They're called career girls.
:08:57
The absolute easiest lays...
:09:00
... in this great nation of ours.
:09:06
Since you're reading this,
you'd be interested to know...
:09:09
... that my favorite catches
were the intellectuals.
:09:11
They'd be the ones in the straight
black dresses, severe black hair.
:09:16
Your basic neurotic,
eyeglasses, cool jazz, liberal...
:09:20
..."I'll fuck any black guy as
part of my personal apology...
:09:23
... for racism in America" type.
:09:27
Anyhow, on this particular night,
we're in a club in New Jersey...
:09:30
... it's the '50s, and I'm mingling
with the crowd.
:09:34
Now, when I say "mingling,"
what I mean is...
:09:36
... I was scouting
for who I would sleep with.
:09:38
Didn't matter if the girls
came with dates.
:09:41
That was Reuben's job.
Reuben is my valet.
:09:44
I never figured out how he
helped them get rid of their dates...
:09:47
... but they were always gone
by the second show.
:09:50
Reuben could clean up
any situation.
:09:52
Excuse me, miss.
May I say that I think...
:09:54
...you have the most beautiful eyes
I have ever seen.
:09:58
Notice I say, "I think you've got the
most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."