:37:13
Stanley, this is Bonnie.
Bonnie, Stanley.
:37:16
Nice to meet you.
:37:18
Is the food almost ready, Stan?
:37:19
Yeah. I'll bring it right out,
Mr. Lanny.
:37:23
I was very hungry, so I asked Stanley
to prepare us something special.
:37:26
That sounds great.
:37:30
Tell me, what kind of a meeting...
:37:32
...does a schoolteacher have to go to
during the summer vacation?
:37:35
I'm exploring the possibility
of another job.
:37:38
- Something in publishing.
- How did it go?
:37:42
Okay.
:37:44
Have you ever thought
about writing a book?
:37:47
- About what?
- Your life.
:37:51
Sure. When I'm dead.
:37:53
No, seriously.
:37:55
It would have to be published
after I died...
:37:57
...when I wouldn't care what
anybody thought about me.
:38:00
So, what would you write about,
if you were going to tell the truth?
:38:05
In my book?
:38:07
Well, the truth is,
I've met four presidents.
:38:11
They all seemed like
they were out of it.
:38:13
Like they had no idea
what was going on.
:38:15
Even J.F.K. Left me unimpressed.
I felt like I was with the boss' son.
:38:18
You don't think you could say that?
:38:20
Not if I was planning
on living in this country. No, no.
:38:23
I don't think that Judy Garland
was such a great singer...
:38:27
...after she turned 16.
:38:28
That quiver, you know,
it was like she had no control over it.
:38:32
I would get killed for saying that.
:38:34
Or that Marilyn Monroe
was no better an actress...
:38:37
...after she studied with
Lee Strasberg than before.
:38:44
I'm saying what really happened.
:38:50
Having to be a nice guy...
:38:52
...is the toughest job in the world
when you're not.