:38:00
So, what would you write about,
if you were going to tell the truth?
:38:05
In my book?
:38:07
Well, the truth is,
I've met four presidents.
:38:11
They all seemed like
they were out of it.
:38:13
Like they had no idea
what was going on.
:38:15
Even J.F.K. Left me unimpressed.
I felt like I was with the boss' son.
:38:18
You don't think you could say that?
:38:20
Not if I was planning
on living in this country. No, no.
:38:23
I don't think that Judy Garland
was such a great singer...
:38:27
...after she turned 16.
:38:28
That quiver, you know,
it was like she had no control over it.
:38:32
I would get killed for saying that.
:38:34
Or that Marilyn Monroe
was no better an actress...
:38:37
...after she studied with
Lee Strasberg than before.
:38:44
I'm saying what really happened.
:38:50
Having to be a nice guy...
:38:52
...is the toughest job in the world
when you're not.
:39:01
This is a lamb in tea sauce.
:39:04
This is twice-cooked pork
with shredded, pickled cabbage.
:39:08
Kung Pao chicken.
:39:10
And this is Kung Ping Loh Haa...
:39:13
...lobster in tangerine peel
for you and your lovely lady friend.
:39:18
You shouldn't have
done that, Stanley.
:39:20
I don't eat lobster. I'm Jewish.
:39:23
But you eat pork.
:39:25
- Do you have a problem with that?
- No, I just thought...
:39:27
No shrimp, no lobster.
They're disgusting. Take it away.
:39:31
I will pay for the dish,
but take it away, please.
:39:34
I'll change it.
:39:38
I'm sorry, I...
:39:40
I should have asked.
Maybe you love lobster.
:39:42
I'm fine.
:39:45
Have you ever had
Szechwan cuisine before?
:39:48
It's from the northern part of China.
:39:50
It must be strange for you.
:39:53
If you complain to a waiter,
you're not just some jerk at table five...
:39:59
...you're Lanny Morris.