Employee of the Month

I know that in our hearts
we're the same person.

And I would like to make a toast
and a promise to David.
To the man who came out of nowhere
and changed my life forever:
David, I promise
that in our next lifetime together
I will look for you
harder and find you sooner.

And I will not waste so much
time with all the others.

Dave oh!
Fucking shit.
What are you doing here?
The... the engagement party!
How come you didn't invite me?
- Because I didn't think you'd come.
- I wouldn't have.

- Then why are you here?
- 'Cause you didn't invite me.

If I know you're not gonna come
- why would I bother sending an invitation?
- An engagement party?!

What, are you out of your mind?
I've seen you pull some
shit from left field,

but this takes the cake, man.
Could you just act like
you're happy for me?

No I can't. You're fucking up.
Relax, I know what I'm doing.
There's a reason why I am your
oldest friend in the world...

And I can't seem to remember
what it is right now.

I tell the truth. Remember the truth?