:05:22
Fucking shit.
:05:25
What are you doing here?
:05:27
The... the engagement party!
:05:31
How come you didn't invite me?
:05:33
- Because I didn't think you'd come.
- I wouldn't have.
:05:35
- Then why are you here?
- 'Cause you didn't invite me.
:05:38
If I know you're not gonna come
:05:39
- why would I bother sending an invitation?
- An engagement party?!
:05:43
What, are you out of your mind?
:05:45
I've seen you pull some
shit from left field,
:05:47
but this takes the cake, man.
:05:49
Could you just act like
you're happy for me?
:05:51
No I can't. You're fucking up.
:05:53
Relax, I know what I'm doing.
:05:54
There's a reason why I am your
oldest friend in the world...
:05:57
And I can't seem to remember
what it is right now.
:05:59
I tell the truth. Remember the truth?
:06:02
I'm not like these assholes here.
:06:04
I'm not gonna pat you on
the back and say "mazel tov. "
:06:06
I know what you're all about, man.
:06:08
And this isn't it. She isn't it.
:06:10
- Shh.
- This is not your life, man.
:06:12
Look at you, you can't even
smoke in your own house.
:06:15
Things change, Jack. Sometimes,
you've got to change with them.
:06:19
Okay, look...
:06:20
there are three things
that I know to be true.
:06:23
"Love Me Tender"...
greatest song of all time.
:06:26
The Abominable "Doctor Phibes,"
:06:28
that is the scariest movie ever made.
:06:30
And uh... oh, you're
playing with fire...
:06:33
- Okay, that's enough, that's it,
- What is this...
:06:35
- Hey, honey.
- Hey, that was awesome.
:06:38
I remember that. That was great.
:06:40
- Jack,
- Hi, Jack, I'm so glad you made it.
:06:43
- I wouldn't have missed it.
- I bet. You look good.
:06:46
Hey, Sara, you redid your
bedroom and you didn't tell me.
:06:49
- Isn't it
great? - Uh-huh.
:06:51
- Hey, David, so are you getting nervous yet?
- No, you?
:06:55
I'm just a maid of honor. I'm
not the one taking a bullet.