Employee of the Month
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:06:02
I'm not like these assholes here.
:06:04
I'm not gonna pat you on
the back and say "mazel tov. "

:06:06
I know what you're all about, man.
:06:08
And this isn't it. She isn't it.
:06:10
- Shh.
- This is not your life, man.

:06:12
Look at you, you can't even
smoke in your own house.

:06:15
Things change, Jack. Sometimes,
you've got to change with them.

:06:19
Okay, look...
:06:20
there are three things
that I know to be true.

:06:23
"Love Me Tender"...
greatest song of all time.

:06:26
The Abominable "Doctor Phibes,"
:06:28
that is the scariest movie ever made.
:06:30
And uh... oh, you're
playing with fire...

:06:33
- Okay, that's enough, that's it,
- What is this...

:06:35
- Hey, honey.
- Hey, that was awesome.

:06:38
I remember that. That was great.
:06:40
- Jack,
- Hi, Jack, I'm so glad you made it.

:06:43
- I wouldn't have missed it.
- I bet. You look good.

:06:46
Hey, Sara, you redid your
bedroom and you didn't tell me.

:06:49
- Isn't it
great? - Uh-huh.

:06:51
- Hey, David, so are you getting nervous yet?
- No, you?

:06:55
I'm just a maid of honor. I'm
not the one taking a bullet.

:07:01
That's very funny.
:07:02
Wendy, I'd like you to
meet an old friend of mine.

:07:04
Wendy, Jack. Jack, say hi to Wendy.
:07:07
- Hi.
- Hello.

:07:11
Hey, I wanna show you
something real quick.

:07:13
Oh, sweetheart, could you throw
another tray of Brie puffs in the oven?

:07:16
- Absolutely.
- Thank you. Bye, Jack

:07:18
I'll be in in a second, babe.
:07:24
Brie puffs?
:07:28
I gotta go to work.
:07:30
Out!
:07:33
- What? I'm gonna go out through the front door.
- Out! Out!

:07:35
- I'm going out the front door.
- Out.

:07:38
- Fuck you.
- Damn.

:07:40
Are you kidding me?
There's a fucking fence.


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