:19:01
Bye.
:19:09
I'm gonna go outside and get
some fresh air to clear my head.
:19:13
Not that anybody gives a shit.
:19:25
I've got a
three-vehicle collision here.
:19:29
One on fire, repeat, one on fire.
:19:31
I got... I need jaws of life.
:19:33
We have a truck flipped over.
:19:35
I got... I got pedestrians
injured. It's a fucking mess.
:19:39
Jackpot! What?
:19:42
- Yeah, it's me.
- I know.
:19:44
Why are you calling a sleazebag like me?
:19:46
Isn't that what your
fucking fiancé called me?
:19:48
What did you expect? You
ruined our engagement party.
:19:51
Like you've never peed in a pool before?
:19:54
It was a fountain and it
was a gift from her mother.
:19:56
You know that I have a
bladder the size of a chipmunk.
:19:59
Look, what do you need?
:20:03
I got fired today.
:20:04
Congratu-fucking-lations,
it's about time.
:20:07
I mean, that is a
reason to throw a party.
:20:10
I don't know how you stood it
in there this long. I mean, I...
:20:12
I would have bludgeoned
somebody to death
:20:14
with a goddamn
have-a-nice-day paperweight
:20:16
after two days in that "Stepford
Wives" freak show bank box
:20:21
in their Brooks Brothers suits
:20:24
Hey-yeah! Dangling
people by their balls
:20:27
sucking back mocha lattes,
:20:29
walking around like they are
better than the working man like me,
:20:31
whispering behind my
back. Who needs that, man?
:20:34
They don't deserve
the steam of your piss.
:20:36
Are you smoking crack?
:20:38
No, not right now, why? Do
I sound all over the place?
:20:41
We've got four DOAs, two more criticals.
:20:44
Fucking-A, man, when it rains it pours.
:20:46
- Hello?
- Yeah, okay.
:20:48
- You got fired, great. When's your last day?
- Tomorrow.
:20:52
- How did the skank take it when you told her?
- Don't call her a skank.
:20:54
Yeah, but you knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
:20:57
Wow, wow! Lady on fire!