:20:03
I got fired today.
:20:04
Congratu-fucking-lations,
it's about time.
:20:07
I mean, that is a
reason to throw a party.
:20:10
I don't know how you stood it
in there this long. I mean, I...
:20:12
I would have bludgeoned
somebody to death
:20:14
with a goddamn
have-a-nice-day paperweight
:20:16
after two days in that "Stepford
Wives" freak show bank box
:20:21
in their Brooks Brothers suits
:20:24
Hey-yeah! Dangling
people by their balls
:20:27
sucking back mocha lattes,
:20:29
walking around like they are
better than the working man like me,
:20:31
whispering behind my
back. Who needs that, man?
:20:34
They don't deserve
the steam of your piss.
:20:36
Are you smoking crack?
:20:38
No, not right now, why? Do
I sound all over the place?
:20:41
We've got four DOAs, two more criticals.
:20:44
Fucking-A, man, when it rains it pours.
:20:46
- Hello?
- Yeah, okay.
:20:48
- You got fired, great. When's your last day?
- Tomorrow.
:20:52
- How did the skank take it when you told her?
- Don't call her a skank.
:20:54
Yeah, but you knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
:20:57
Wow, wow! Lady on fire!
:21:00
We've got a lady on fire.
:21:04
Huh... running just feeds the flames.
:21:07
All right, look, I gotta go, man.
:21:09
Look, if you wanna continue whining
:21:11
let's meet at the Schvitz
on Beverly at 6:00.
:21:14
Now, hang up the phone.
:21:16
Go tell that fuckstick boss of yours
:21:18
to take tomorrow's workday
and shove it up his dick!
:21:21
I have no idea what that means.
:21:23
He'll fucking know what it means.
:21:30
This whole thing reminds me of that
big crash up on the Grapevine...
:21:33
schoolbus and girl scouts,
car carrier, ba-bam!
:21:36
- Hey, pretty nasty shit, huh?
- Yeah.
:21:38
Some truck blows a light,
driver's tripping his brains out,
:21:41
broadsides a minivan full of old
people coming home from church.
:21:44
Fucking Hiroshima.
:21:47
Something funny?
:21:49
No.
:21:51
I just... I laugh so
I don't cry, you know.
:21:54
- You better start tagging and bagging.
- All right.
:21:56
- When your wagon's full, more to come.
- Okay.