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As soon as you get your license back.
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They took away my license,
not my abilities as a dentist.

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That's just a piece of paper.
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'Cause you know, I was
looking at those X-rays,

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and you need a root
canal very seriously.

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- You want...
- Yeah.

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You mind keeping it down? I don't
want the entire world to know

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that I've got a dental plan
with an unlicensed dentist.

:29:20
Hell, God!
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Marianne, hey, good
luck with the back acne.

:29:26
Hey, woo-ooh!
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Is it hot here or is it just me?
:29:31
You know we've got
lockers here. You could...

:29:33
Yeah and you know what
else they have? Thieves.

:29:36
Say, d'you think I'm freeballing
it on these meat slabs

:29:38
after half of LA's open ass cracks
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have been sitting in here self-basting?
:29:42
Not on my clock, neat freak.
:29:45
Hi, you're writing a book about my cock?
:29:48
If not, you wanna quit with
your eyeballing, Boitano.

:29:50
Don't start, please.
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You're an asshole.
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Yes and I'm sure that's
all I'll ever be to you.

:30:02
Guys are touchier than chicks.
:30:04
Jack, you know Eric's gay.
:30:06
Yeah, he is here, he's queer.
:30:09
I'm used to it. I have
no problem with queers.

:30:12
Well, the community is gonna be
so thrilled to hear that, Jack.

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I mean it. I mean, sucking dicks
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when chicks do it, I not only
applaud, I wanna watch it.

:30:20
I got... I got three-hour pornos
:30:22
with nothing but wall
to wall balls to jaws.

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But when I think about chowing down
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on some other guy's
wrinkled Mr. Lincoln...

:30:34
Jack, are you a cartoon character?
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I mean, does someone come to your house
every morning and draw you on an easel?

:30:39
- Don't encourage him.
- Is that how? Explain this to me...

:30:41
- Don't encourage him...
- I...

:30:44
Hey, Sleek.
:30:46
I got you a watch.
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Wow! This is nice.
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- Do you get it from me?
- Get what?

:30:56
Exactly!
:30:58
Here's to unemployment!

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