Employee of the Month
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:30:02
Guys are touchier than chicks.
:30:04
Jack, you know Eric's gay.
:30:06
Yeah, he is here, he's queer.
:30:09
I'm used to it. I have
no problem with queers.

:30:12
Well, the community is gonna be
so thrilled to hear that, Jack.

:30:14
I mean it. I mean, sucking dicks
:30:17
when chicks do it, I not only
applaud, I wanna watch it.

:30:20
I got... I got three-hour pornos
:30:22
with nothing but wall
to wall balls to jaws.

:30:24
But when I think about chowing down
:30:27
on some other guy's
wrinkled Mr. Lincoln...

:30:34
Jack, are you a cartoon character?
:30:36
I mean, does someone come to your house
every morning and draw you on an easel?

:30:39
- Don't encourage him.
- Is that how? Explain this to me...

:30:41
- Don't encourage him...
- I...

:30:44
Hey, Sleek.
:30:46
I got you a watch.
:30:50
Wow! This is nice.
:30:54
- Do you get it from me?
- Get what?

:30:56
Exactly!
:30:58
Here's to unemployment!
:31:00
You're done tomorrow, eh?
:31:03
Iceman's a cracker. That
is not a lot of notice.

:31:07
I was planning on telling Sara tonight.
:31:10
- Her parents came to town. We're having dinner.
- Agh.

:31:13
Not exactly the best time
to tell her I'm out of a job.

:31:16
What? That's the perfect time!
:31:18
Out in public with her parents?
:31:20
You couldn't have
planned that better, man.

:31:22
Wow! When you tell her, she's gonna snap
:31:26
and want to get all up in your shit.
:31:28
But she won't be able
to. She'll implode, man!

:31:31
I say, light the fuse, step
back and watch the fireworks.

:31:34
Fuck, I wish I could see that.
:31:36
- Hey, how many of those have you had?
- Wha... wait, wait,

:31:38
You might want to think
about cutting back.

:31:40
He sucks dicks, you ribbing
me about a few beers?

:31:43
Okay, that's it, all right?
That's enough, I have to go.

:31:45
Sorry, gotta go.
:31:47
I just cannot sit here listening
to this putdown man any longer.

:31:51
As much as I would love to stay,
:31:52
I just... you know I think I need to
go and get something in my stomach.

:31:55
Yeah, I bet with all this ball talk
you've worked up quite an appetite.

:31:59
- Ass face!
- Hell.


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