Employee of the Month
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1:02:33
Oh no, she took my goddamn car.
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Whisper, I guess you
fucked me after all.

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Every
day, some faceless knob

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walks out in front of a bus and buys it.
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They call it fate, God's will.
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That particular John Doe spent
his whole life eating his peas,

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studying his algebra,
saving for his 401K,

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blah blah blah.
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All that to wind up a brown stain
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on the windshield of a 10-ton city bus,
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to be remembered as the poor schmuck
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that got hit by a bus.
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God kills true believers
and kind souls every day

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and gets a free pass
from the entire world,

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all because people think
his murder and mayhem

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is part of some divine plan.
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Well, fuck that!
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I've got a divine plan and
it's just as good as God's.

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Nobody has the first clue
why God wastes people.

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But today,
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everyone is going to know why I did.
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- Good morning, David.
- Not really, Hank.

1:03:58
I've seen better.
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Hi, Dave.

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