1:03:00
walks out in front of a bus and buys it.
1:03:03
They call it fate, God's will.
1:03:06
That particular John Doe spent
his whole life eating his peas,
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studying his algebra,
saving for his 401K,
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blah blah blah.
1:03:17
All that to wind up a brown stain
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on the windshield of a 10-ton city bus,
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to be remembered as the poor schmuck
1:03:24
that got hit by a bus.
1:03:27
God kills true believers
and kind souls every day
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and gets a free pass
from the entire world,
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all because people think
his murder and mayhem
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is part of some divine plan.
1:03:40
Well, fuck that!
1:03:42
I've got a divine plan and
it's just as good as God's.
1:03:45
Nobody has the first clue
why God wastes people.
1:03:49
But today,
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everyone is going to know why I did.
1:03:54
- Good morning, David.
- Not really, Hank.
1:03:58
I've seen better.
1:03:59
Hi, Dave.
1:04:01
- Good morning, David.
- Mrs. Chapman.
1:04:04
- Could I talk to you for a second?
- Of course, David.
1:04:07
I always have time for a
sweet young man like you.
1:04:09
All right, thought for the day:
1:04:12
Dial it down on the makeup a bit.
1:04:15
When you sweat, you look
like a cheap, nasty whore.
1:04:18
Freaks us out!
1:04:20
Have a good one!
1:04:24
Morning, Dave. How are you doing today?
1:04:26
I'm hanging over the abyss
by a fucking thread, Kenny.
1:04:30
But other than that,
everything is super-duper!
1:04:46
- Rough night, David?
- Go home, Martha.
1:04:51
- What?
- Go home.
1:04:54
You're nine months
pregnant, for God's sake.
1:04:56
It's bullshit that they
won't give you time off.
1:04:59
I'd really love to,