Feet First

is one of the most charming
women I have ever met.

Oh, do tell me more about her.
Yes, do tell us.
Just a minute, just a minute.
I want you to meet
a friend of mine.

This is Mr. Edgar Cowhide,
a big leather fellow.

- Why, pleased to meet you.
- Pleased to meet you.

Say, you guys should sort of
get together.

Oh, Charlie, you wait here.
I'm going out and get
a glass of bromo suss...

bromo suss...
A cup of tea. I'll be back.
Yes, uh...
Yes, quite
a droll fellow, huh?

We were just speaking
of Lady Pillsbury.

Oh, really? Hmm.
Yes, she is really
very remarkable.

Well, she was, but not anymore.
Do you know her?
Yes, yes,
oh, I know her well, heh.

Slim legs, brown body,
and a white spot on the head.

Oh, my!
You know, she shouldn't be
allowed in public.

All out of condition.
Fat, flabby...
the old oat burner.

Are you speaking
of the Lady Pillsbury?

Yes, positively.
And listen, take a tip from me
and lay off of this baby.

Heh, why, she should be
pulling a milk wagon.

Well, I shall report that
to the...

I'm awfully sorry.
I'm sure it's been overlooked.

I'll ask him about it
in the morning...

and let you know immediately.
Yes, thank you very much.

Why, hello!
l... l... I didn't think
you'd remember me.

And I thought you had
forgotten all about me.