Feet First

Oh, not at all.
It's the truth,
and the truth never hurts.

I'll think I'll have
four pair of those.

Yes, surely.
Oh, never mind the check.
I'll explain to my husband.

I am Mrs. Tanner.
- Mrs. Tanner?
- Yes.

Mrs. John Quincy Tanner?
The same.
Oh, well,
now does that feel comfortable?

Young man, you are insolent.
- Beg your pardon.
- Well, you should.

I am very sorry.
- I didn't mean it.
- No.

I was just a little fussed,

- Yes.
- And, you see...

it's a great honor
to be waiting on Mrs. John...

Well, of course, if you're going
to put it like that.

Now, if you'd stand up,
please, and try those.

Yes, certainly.
I always like to try...

Oh, my goodness.
- Unhand me!
- I'm sorry!

Well, it's a good thing
that you're so light...

or you might have hurt yourself.
Well, I have been dieting

Yes, you can really tell that.
I tried rowing for a while.
Well, dieting
is a very nice habit.

- Yes, it is.
- Personally, I prefer fish.

Huh? Oh.
Now then, uh, these are a model
that we're very proud of.

Well, sir, I never had such
a comfortable shoe on my foot.

- Really?
- How do you like these, Madam?

- How much are they?
- Just $15.

$15? Ridiculous!
- Put the old ones back on.
- Yes, Ma'am.

Why, they're gone!
Gone? What do you mean, gone?
I had them on when I came in.
Yes, Ma'am.
Why, there they are!
Lady, you've got on my shoes.

Take them off immediately.
Why, what...
Young man,
you're to blame for this.