Feet First

Oh, my goodness.
- Unhand me!
- I'm sorry!

Well, it's a good thing
that you're so light...

or you might have hurt yourself.
Well, I have been dieting

Yes, you can really tell that.
I tried rowing for a while.
Well, dieting
is a very nice habit.

- Yes, it is.
- Personally, I prefer fish.

Huh? Oh.
Now then, uh, these are a model
that we're very proud of.

Well, sir, I never had such
a comfortable shoe on my foot.

- Really?
- How do you like these, Madam?

- How much are they?
- Just $15.

$15? Ridiculous!
- Put the old ones back on.
- Yes, Ma'am.

Why, they're gone!
Gone? What do you mean, gone?
I had them on when I came in.
Yes, Ma'am.
Why, there they are!
Lady, you've got on my shoes.

Take them off immediately.
Why, what...
Young man,
you're to blame for this.

You take those horrible shoes
off my feet.

Horrible shoes?
Well, my shoes are no more
horrible than yours.

I've got a very dainty foot.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, just about.

I want to buy some lace
next door.

I'll meet you in the car.
Well, I'll be with you
right away.

Say no more about it.
Say no more about it.

Well, I can't imagine
how such a thing could happen.

No, of course you couldn't.
Well, Mrs. Tanner,
it's never happen again.

I know very well it won't,
because you won't be here.

Oh, please.
- What is it?
- Pardon me.

Now what are you doing?
That's a bright move.
Are you deliberately trying
to make a fool out of me?

Yes, Ma'am... no, Ma'am!
You get my shoe and get it on
my foot. Let me get out of here.

You'll hear from this,
young man.

You'll find out that you can't
insult Mrs. Tanner...

with impunity
and get away with it.

You'll hear from me later
regarding this...

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, I'm on fire!
Hurry, police! Water!
Something has got to help me!
Don't stand there
like a wooden Indian!