Feet First

Think of that, he dunked!
- Dunked?
- Yes.

He dunked like this.
He took a piece of toast...

jammed it down
into his coffee, so.

Got lots of coffee on it,
and then...

Think of that.
Wasn't that terrible?

- Disgusting.
- Yeah, wasn't it?

But he kept right on.
I was sitting right there.
He kept right on.

- Stuck it down in there.
- Oh!

Yeah, like that and took it...
- Wasn't that disgusting?
- Horrible.

I never saw anybody
that would do such a thing.

I could hardly stand...
and then on top of it, look.

He poured his coffee
into his saucer.

Used the backstroke like that.
Then he took the saucer
and went...

He made that noise?
A terrible noise. Oh, well,
I could hardly stand it.

- Disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, now, look at that.
I drank most of your coffee.

Oh, that's all right.
There's plenty more.

I only want a little.
Oh, well...
Oh, look at
those cute little things.

You know, I haven't played
with these since I was a boy.

Look, it's a cute trick.
Easy, huh? You try it.
- Oh, I couldn't.
- Oh, it's easy.

Nothing to it.
Here, you throw one up for me.

There you are.
You're just like a seal.
Yeah, that's what I was told.
When I was a boy I used to go...
You're lots of fun.
Do you know any more tricks?