It Happened One Night

It's all a matter of timing.
I'll write a book about it.

Thanks, professor.
Just goes to show you. $20 million,
and you don't know how to dunk.

I'd change places with
a plumber's daughter any day.

How do I know who you are?
I never saw you before.

You can't go around bothering my tenants.
There's no girl by that name here.

How do I know you're detectives?
Show him your credentials, Mac.
That's father at work. Peter, what'll I do?
Maybe I can jump out of the window.
They won't see me.

Get yourself all mussed up.
Get your hair down over your eyes
and undo your buttons.

I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week.
She said if we don't stop over
in Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us.

What are you talking about?
The baby's due next month.
They want us to come.

She saw your sister on the street
the other day. Said she's looking swell.

Come in.
I hope Aunt Bella has a boy, don't you?
Grandma says it's gonna be a girl.
She hasn't missed calling one in years.

Man here to see you, sweetheart.
Who, me? You wanna see me?
What's your name?
- Are you addressing me?
- Yeah. What's your name?

Wait a minute.
That's my wife you're talking to.

What do you mean coming here?
What do you want?

- We're looking for somebody.
- Fine, but don't come busting in here.

This isn't a public park.
I got news to take a sock at you.
- Take it easy.
- The men are detectives.

Even if they're the
whole police department...

...they can't bust in here,
questioning my wife.

Don't get so excited.
He asked you a simple question.

Is that so? How many times
have I told you not to butt in?

You don't have to lose your temper!
As usual. Every time I try to protect you.
At the elks dance,
when that big Swede hit on you.

He did not! I told you a million times.
He kept pawing you
all over the dance floor.

He didn't. You were drunk.
Nuts! Just like your old man.
Once a plumber's daughter,
always a plumber's daughter.