Dead End

Well. l think, and l think, and l think,
and l can't remember the number.

Then l remember the house,
but then l forget the floor.

But l try all the bells,
but whatever she is, she ain't there. Huh?

Nothin' for nothin', kid.
That's a fine thing to do to a kid.
A fine thing, a fine thing.

My big brother was here,
you wouldn't do that.

Bang you on the head,
that's what he'd do.

Bust your nose
and give you a blinker, that's what.

Hey, Dippy.
Hey, Sharpie, come here.
All right.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Watch it, boys.

What's the matter here?
lt's those horrible children.
l see them from above.

Philip didn't want to wait
for me, Mr. Griswald.

Aw, shut up,
you big bag o' wind.

You try to hit him--
Go get him the army and navy
for a bodyguard.

Next time, try hitting them back.
They're your age.
lf they try to fight, fight back.

Come here, guys.
Here's how we're gonna get
that lump of mush.

Hey, fellas, watch.
Hey, crumb, duck.

Hey, lady. Has your kitchen stove
got diamonds in it like that kid makes out?

- No.
- No.

Hey, guys, let's grab a dip.
- l don't feel like it.
- Hey, what's that?

- Oh, her? Friend of Dave's.
- No.

Yeah. Comes to see him all the time.
Hey, wait for me, fellas, will ya?

Good morning.
Good morning.
You're late.

- l know. l meant to be.
- Why?

Oh, nothing.
l don't like it when you're late.
l wish we had
somewhere else to meet.

l had fun last night.
l never knew there were so many
places to go that didn't cost anything.

l know 'em all.
l always go to the smart places
and have a dull time.

But l had fun with you.
l always have fun with you.