He came in with Floyd,
but he didn't stay long.

Go on.
Well, like I said, we was talking.
I was worried about Mitch.
What's the matter, Mitch?
What's eating you?

- Nothing's eating me.
- Let's go. Nothing's gonna happen here.

Sit still. The idea is to sit still.
You don't meet people by going
in and out of one bar after another.

- I'm sorry, l...
- It was an accident.

You silly hillbilly.
Why don't you look what you're doing.

You'll have to forgive Leroy.
Leroy's from Tennessee.

He just started wearing shoes.
- Apologize to the lady.
- I said I'm sorry.

- That the best you can do?
- It was just an accident, soldier.

Leroy's all right. He's just dumb.
He was our secret weapon.
Won the war with him.

By not letting him across.
He's that dumb.

If the Krauts caught him and asked
how many generals we had...

...Leroy would've told them.
Because his mother said,
"Leroy, never tell a lie."

- Where you going?
- See you, Floyd.

Well, look there, now.
I hurt Leroy's feelings.
Right back, Sammy.
That's the way it is, Sammy.
That's what you get when you get
an army full of civilians.

I been in the regular Army, see?
But I been out a couple of weeks.
Same as Floyd. And am I glad to be out.

I had enough of an army
full of stinking civilians.

I never seen anything like these guys.
Some of them are okay, get that.
Now, Mitch here, he's okay.

He was one of my boys.
He's very talented.

But most of them, they got no manners.
Floyd, will you give me my drink?
And the stealing.
I never seen as much stealing
as we had.

One day, one of the men complains
he had swiped from him...

...a wristwatch his mother sent him.
His mother sent him.
Half these guys, I think, got no mothers.
They got no respect for the service.

You can tell a man by
how he don't respect the service.

He don't respect the service,
he don't respect his mother.