Well, look there, now.
I hurt Leroy's feelings.
Right back, Sammy.
That's the way it is, Sammy.
That's what you get when you get
an army full of civilians.

I been in the regular Army, see?
But I been out a couple of weeks.
Same as Floyd. And am I glad to be out.

I had enough of an army
full of stinking civilians.

I never seen anything like these guys.
Some of them are okay, get that.
Now, Mitch here, he's okay.

He was one of my boys.
He's very talented.

But most of them, they got no manners.
Floyd, will you give me my drink?
And the stealing.
I never seen as much stealing
as we had.

One day, one of the men complains
he had swiped from him...

...a wristwatch his mother sent him.
His mother sent him.
Half these guys, I think, got no mothers.
They got no respect for the service.

You can tell a man by
how he don't respect the service.

He don't respect the service,
he don't respect his mother.

That's the kind of a guy that spoilt
the Army for a guy like me.

When I got in, it was a good racket.
You could live good.

You played it smart, you could save
1000 bucks a year out of a sergeant's pay.

- Take me, when l...
- What I couldn't do with 1000 bucks.

What would you do with 1000 bucks?
Well, man, if I had 1000 bucks, I could...
Well, I could go to Mexico...

Know what I'd do? I'd live on the beach.
I'd fish, and I'd eat...

...and just live on the beach.
And I'd steal me a air-cooled machine gun.
I shoot anybody tried to bring me back.

Criminy, Monty, what's the use
of being out if you got no dough?

- Wonder where I should go.
- Floyd and me talked some more.

I don't know how long. The next time
I looked, they were leaving.

So we left then too. Things were
pretty expensive in that bar anyway.

I figured if the Jew boy was setting up
drinks, we might as well get in on it.