Friendly Persuasion

This afternoon?
All right!
What's thee talking to thyself for?
I'm not talking to myself.
Who's thee talking to then?
I don't see nobody.
Thee knows what happens
to eavesdroppers?

Their ears get long as a hound dog's!
Mama says to hurry.
I am, but I have to finish
my toilet-tee.

What's a toilet-tee?
Thee wouldn't know about it
because thee doesn't wash.

Please leave my boudoir.
"Please leave my boudoir."
Does thee...
Does thee think I'm pretty?
Thee's not ugly.
I guess thee's pretty...
...for a girl.
Well, thank thee!
Thee's welcome.
Powie! I got Jeff Davis!
Powie! I got old Stonewall Jackson!
Powie! I got old Little Jess Birdwell!
Meet the real Stonewall Jackson...
...and thee won't feel so feisty.
Get up.

What would thee do
if thee met Old Stonewall?

Mama said not to talk about the war.
Mama said for thee to hurry up.
She's the preacher.
Meeting can't start till she's there.

And anyway, Caleb Cope and me
are riding our horses to Meeting.