Friendly Persuasion

Isn't it ghastly, ladies and gentlemen?
Isn't it horrible?
This shining blade,
with the razor-edged blade...

...will pass through his mouth,
through his throat...

...into his very vitals!
And here we have Flame-o...
...the Human Volcano!
Do not deprive your children
of this educational act.

Let's get away from here.
- I promised Caleb I'd meet him.
- Mattie, look at the quilting with me.

Thee wants to see quilts, Josh wants to
meet Caleb, and I want to see livestock.

Let's meet...
...over here by the harvesting machine
in one hour.

Thee stay with me.
Oh, Josh.
There's a rock exhibit I think
thee and Caleb might find edifying.

- Rocks?
- Come along.

I'm hungry. I want some candy.
Thee's had thy breakfast. Come along.
I'm thirsty.
You shoot that squirrel down
three times, you get a beautiful prize.

It's a hit!
How's that?
Got him.
Howdy, Mr. Birdwell.
Say, you're an old squirrel-shooter.
I'll treat you.

Give that man a rifle.
Another marksman here.

That squirrel sits so still
he makes me nervous.

Never mind the comments, just hit...
He did hit the squirrel!
Where's Mattie?
They're over by the quilting booth.
See you later.
Thanks, Gard.
Folks, the man's about to shoot...
He hit it again!
Thee wait right here.