Friendly Persuasion

Just as soon as you get out of mourning.
Come on.
I want to show you something.

How about a demonstration?
I'd just be delighted.
Delighted. Step right in, gentlemen.
Nothing would please me more.
Low bridge.
Well, Mr. Birdwell, come right in.
Gentlemen, welcome to my organatorium.
Just make yourself at home.

A temple of temptations,
full of instruments of the devil.

Gentlemen, I'd like you to take
a look at this magnificent instrument.

Now, isn't that a beauty?
Just as smooth as silk,
and as fine as frog's hair.

I'll pay two to one if you guess
the shell which contains the pea.

Take your chin off the board.
You'll tip it.

As you see, there's nothing here,
nothing here.

The pea's there,
and I put the shell over it.

Now, we move the shells.
Watch very closely.

Now where is the elusive little pea?
...will you go away?
Forty-eight reeds,
plus the tuba miraballis.

How many stops?
So you know organs!
It has eight stops
and this vox humana.

Cries like a baby, sighs like a woman.
I'm partial to music, but I'm a Quaker
and they're against music.

The Quaker!
Why, certainly I remember distinctly.