It Happened to Jane

I'll deliver the lobsters
in your station wagon.

George, you wouldn't get to High River
in that station wagon.

Air freight's too expensive,
truck freight is too slow.

Look, I've got it. A fund in the Mirror.
Like a Christmas fund
or a summer camp fund.

"Mothers Against Malone."
Every morning on the front page.

- We'll get your rent.
- You mean a charity kind of thing?

- No, not exactly.
- I will not accept charity.

- It'll make a great story.
- I'm sorry, I will not...

I'm going to New York
and have it out with Harry Foster Malone.

No offence, Denham,
but Malone would eat you alive.

Look, I know who is going to New York.
All those offers
to appear on television programs.

You'll carry your case to the people
and get paid for it.

- She is not going to New York.
- Will you wait a minute?

Maybe Malone has the power,
but you've got...

What do you think...
She's not gonna go to...

I'll do it. I'm gonna go to New York.
I'm gonna take you to New York.
I don't know who's taking me,
but I'm gonna... Wait a minute.

- I do the TV shows, I get paid?
- Right.

And I give it to Malone?
What about the kids?
Well, I'll only be there a day or two, George.
Well, they love you. They're used to you.
Don't worry. She'll be in good hands.
I'll get her a room in my hotel.

You'd better get packed.
We can still catch that night flight.

All right.
- I'll call New York and set things up.
- I'll hurry.

There's a YWCA in New York.
She's quite a gal.
She's a widow with two children.
- They're wonderful kids.
- Listen, old boy.

Now wait a minute, you listen, Denham.
I'm getting a bit weary
of your warnings and insinuations.

Have you got some claim on her?
- A claim? Me? No.
- All right. Every man for himself.