It Happened to Jane

George, would you bring my suitcase?
It's in the garage over the mulcher.

I'm coming!
Of course, that's when he started
charging rent for the tracks.

All right, Jim.
While I applaud your independence
and admire your combative spirit...

I'm afraid I fail to see where defendant
herein has transgressed the legal bounds...

which are the constitutional right
of all citizens.

Harry Foster Malone transgressed
when he murdered my lobsters.

Murdered her lobsters.
I know where he can get a job.
Well, Jim, what's your question?
Actually this, sir. Mrs. Osgood, are you not
invoking sympathy for your cause...

on purely emotional and feminine grounds?
Bright boy.
- What has that got to do with the facts?
- Precisely.

Let's hear from Lois.
The preceding panellist was obviously
obfuscating the issues involved here.

A not-uncommon masculine gambit
in 20th-century America.

Stupid little broad.
Mrs. Osgood, how can I help?
Left hand? Are you telling me
there are southpaw lobsters?

Oh, yes. Certainly there are.
You see, all lobsters, as you know,
have two large front claws.

Now, one is very heavy
and has blunt teeth...

that's the powerhouse claw, and the other
is smaller and has sharp teeth...

Naturally, I'm nervous, George.
You don't know what it's like to be on TV.

If it hadn't been for Larry,
I don't know what I would have done.

Where is good old Larry?
Well, the poor boy
is just about ready to collapse.

You don't know what he's been through.
Now they want me to do The Big Payoff.

Well, you're a most
persuasive young woman.

Walt Framer has agreed to break precedent
just this once...

which means the cash value of the prizes
that your knight in shining armour...