It Happened to Jane
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:48:02
Let's hear from Lois.
:48:04
The preceding panellist was obviously
obfuscating the issues involved here.

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A not-uncommon masculine gambit
in 20th-century America.

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Stupid little broad.
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Mrs. Osgood, how can I help?
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Left hand? Are you telling me
there are southpaw lobsters?

:48:23
Oh, yes. Certainly there are.
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You see, all lobsters, as you know,
have two large front claws.

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Now, one is very heavy
and has blunt teeth...

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that's the powerhouse claw, and the other
is smaller and has sharp teeth...

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Naturally, I'm nervous, George.
You don't know what it's like to be on TV.

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If it hadn't been for Larry,
I don't know what I would have done.

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Where is good old Larry?
:48:46
Well, the poor boy
is just about ready to collapse.

:48:48
You don't know what he's been through.
Now they want me to do The Big Payoff.

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Well, you're a most
persuasive young woman.

:48:56
Walt Framer has agreed to break precedent
just this once...

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which means the cash value of the prizes
that your knight in shining armour...

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has won for you, will be sent
to Harry Foster Malone as rent...

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immediately following the program.
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Now then, panel...
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I am not gonna ask this lady
to reveal her correct name to us...

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because if we knew her name,
we'd know her secret.

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So we will simply call her Miss X.
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Now, Miss X, if you'll whisper your secret
to me, we'll reveal it to the folks at home.

:49:38
I must say ordinarily we would not accept
such a secret on our show...

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but I've been talking
a lot to this lady backstage...

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and I tell you, by golly, I think she's right.
:49:47
I want that man
barred from my railroad for life.

:49:51
Now, we'll start the questioning
with Bill Cullen, please.

:49:54
Ma'am, this male that you're involved with,
is he human?

:49:59
He certainly is not.

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